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Out of Beer!
A man walks into a pub and asks the barman for a lager.
The barman says, "Lager’s off just now, we’re waiting on the barrels being delivered."
The man says, "OK then, I'll have a rum and coke."
After drinking his rum and coke, he goes back to the bar and asks again for a lager.
Once again the barman says that they don’t have any, so the man orders a screwdriver.
He drinks his screwdriver. He then goes back and asks yet again for a lager. The barman says "Look, if you take the rum out of a rum and coke, what do you have?"
The man replies, "Coke."
"If you take the vodka out of a screwdriver, what do you have?"
The man replies, "Orange juice."
"Now, if you take the flame out of lager, what do you have?"
The man looks puzzled, "There is no flame in lager."
The barman replies, "That’s what I've been trying to tell you!"
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