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The Good Wife
Three guys are drinking at the local bar.
The first one brags, "I married me a good woman from North Dakota.I told her that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking and laundry.
The first day we was married, she did the cleaning. The second day we was married, she was doing the cleaning and cooking.
By the third day we was married, she cooked, cleaned and had all the laundry done. She's been doing everything ever since! That's those good women from North Dakota."
The second guy brags, "I married me a good woman from Wisconsin. I told her that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking, laundry, yard work and keep me and my friends happy.
The first day I saw she could cook and clean.
The second day I saw she could cook, clean, do the laundry and take care of the lawn.
The third day I saw she cooked a five course meal, cleaned the house, did the laundry, weed wacked and edged the lawn, and she brought me and my friends beers! Thats those good women from Wisconsin."
The third guy remained silent for awhile and then spoke up, "I married me a woman from Minnesota.
I told her my home is my castle and I am the king and ruler and what I say goes!
The first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I couldn't see anything either.
By the third day, the swelling was going down in my left eye and I could see out a little bit."
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